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I Shall Be With You

The photographer called again. “Just checking in. Are you okay?”

He had been calling everyday for the past week, leaving the same message: “It’s terrible. Just terrible.” I answered today, figuring that if he hadn’t caught his error by now, he never would.

“Are you sure you have the right number?”

“I’m sure. How are you holding up?”

“Um. Excuse me?”

“And this close to the wedding,” he continued to himself. “I’ll return your deposit. You’re dealing with enough.”

“We got married in December of last year.”

He paused: “I don’t think so…” His voice trailed off into confusion.

“I’m positive. You took our photos. My favorite one is on my desk.” Her head on my shoulder, my hand creeping up her dress; we looked like models in a perfume advertisement. The me in the picture stared back at me. Was he as confused as I was?

“Look, K,” the photographer whined. “It was on the news.”

I hung up and read on the internet about my wife’s death. I read, too, about our imminent vows.

I looked back at our picture. The me in the photo looked upset now, his hand continuing it ascent up my wife’s wedding dress.

 


Our Desperate Historical Situation

I glared at her from the other side of my martini.

Having wanted to break up with her for the past three weeks but not really knowing how, I convinced myself that she did something very malicious and harmful. That she deserved to be dumped. Bitch.

I took another drink and waited for the right moment. She prattled on about this and that. Her career. Her new tattoo. Her near death experience.

“A man threw me out of his living room window once. I fell thirteen stories.” I was suddenly intrigued. I reached across the table and took her hand. I married her two weeks later.

She tried to kill me a week after that. I pushed her in front of a bus shortly after. I dropped my wedding ring in the gutter and moved away.

Yesterday I overheard a man in a bar talking about his new girlfriend. “It dragged her for at least fifty feet. Can you believe it?”

“Sorry to interrupt, ” I said. “She’s wicked.” I offered a knife. “You’ll need this.”

There was a news report today about a man killing his girlfriend with a knife. Her picture flashed on the screen. I didn’t recognize her.