Monthly Archives: February 2016

Even Subtly Joyful

“Draw me a picture,” said the woman, sliding me pencil and paper.

“Of what?”

“Draw my portrait.” She brushed her hair from her shoulders and posed in mock grandiosity.

I drew a jellyfish fighting with a human skeleton. I was impressed with my technique and wanted, momentarily, to keep the picture for myself.

“What the fuck, K,” she said, putting her clothes back on. “Not really what I had in mind.”

I wanted to point out the imperfections in my sketch. I wanted to tell her that because the ship was swaying rather violently, my lines here, here, and here were imperfect.

“It’s just as well,” she bellowed. “A storm is coming.” She knocked me over as she left my cabin, letting my picture float to the ground.

Against my knee, I smoothed out the wrinkles of my discarded drawing, hoping that I might frame it after all.

Climbing to my feet, I locked eyes with the jellyfish and human skeleton outside of my porthole. I shrugged and the skeleton shrugged back.

With a bony finger the skeleton beckoned me over. “Careful,” it mouthed through the glass, “you’re next.”

 

A knock at my door. I already knew who it was.


Totemic Metastasis

“I feel her perfume on me still,” K said, fidgeting and gasping. “I don’t know, it’s just…on me.”

The date he went on went poorly. The woman sat politey in her chair and drank the expensive drink K dutifully purchased. Then she went home while he was busy paying the tab. He never touched her – the goal of any date, unachieved. Not even a handshake.

Later, not entirely sure what happened and not necessarily upset about it, he began to feel the effects of her perfume. It was pleasant to the nose (expensive, K could tell), but heavy on the skin, like a flak jacket or the lead thing you wear at the dentist during x-rays.

K spent an agonizing evening on the floor of his modest apartment, air seeping in fits from the holes in his body. She was beautiful and K would have pleasured himself over the toilet, making up for intimate contact denied. But the weight was crippling. So he left even himself untouched.

Sitting in front of me, K’s body leaned like a dying flower.

“Can I have her number,” I asked.

“Fuck off,” he replied with his last breath. “I think she likes me.”