Monthly Archives: January 2015

Traces of Radical Self-Reflexive Potential

“Seeking new husband. Must meet the following criteria:…”

K wanted to apply for the position. But he knew he wouldn’t make the cut. While he had loved her for years, he was not as robust or as rich as the new man he needed to be.

One morning K, her neighbor and life-long “friend,” watched as a line of men began materializing in front of her house. Soon the line of men stretched the length of the street.

At 2 pm, she opened her front door. For the next 10 hours, men entered the house, men left the house. By 1 AM the line had dwindled. Having nothing to lose, K got in line—the last candidate.

“K, what are you doing? You know you can’t apply. Plus, [Redacted] wore J Crew exclusively.”

K frowned. He marched into the bedroom and examined the deceased’s wardrobe.

“The new one has to wear J Crew too.” She was behind him.

“Was that in your ad?”

“Toward the bottom.”

“ I hate J Crew.”

“I know.”

K put his hand to her cheek and she pressed back into it. Then he left, but not before stealing a pair of the deceased’s J Crew socks—which he kinda liked.


It is Important to Remember that Every Desire is Accompanied by Anxiety

K danced with the woman with the metal hook hand who lost her original hand while defecting from an impoverished nation K knew nothing about. She placed it, her metal hook hand, gingerly on his shoulder. He held firmly to her other fleshy hand, and, with an equally firm grip around her waist, paraded her through a room of riff-raff who were focusing their attentions on K and the woman with the metal hook hand and had stopped their own dance floor rituals almost entirely.

“Why are they watching us,” K asked.

“Because you’re not from around here. And they don’t like strangers, especially when strangers touch the local women.” K hardly considered the ways in which he was touching the woman with the metal hook hand to be “touching” in the sense that she meant.

He felt the riff-raff tighten their grip. Pressing his mouth to her ear, he whispered:

“I like your metal hook hand.”

She whispered back, “They don’t like it when strangers whisper things into the ears of the local women.”

……….

K woke up in a hospital bed a day later with two metal hook hands of his own. He didn’t like them so much.

 


Ideological Fantasy

K started smoking, apparently, though given the way he coughed and convulsed after each drag, his starting was not, also apparently, that long ago.

“Put her crab rangoon on my bill,” he told the waiter, stubbing out his cigarette just the way he practiced at home. The girl should have sat somewhere else while she waited for her takeout. But it was too late for all that.

“Thanks,” she said, awkwardly.

“Do you smoke,” he asked, flashing his pack of cigarettes like a P.I. flashing his badge.

“I don’t.” She was going to be mean. But he did, after all, buy her crab rangoon. “You don’t really see too many people who smoke,” she offered, feeling bad about the crab rangoon.

He was going to tell her that when he smokes, the fumes become people he used to care about, and that, in smoking, he was trying to re-establish bonds long severed. The first time he took a drag, the air around him took on the form of that girl he liked in 5th grade who died in a car accident.

He had sadness in his eyes.

“Wanna take me home?” she asked, feeling bad, still, about the crab rangoon.