Monthly Archives: April 2014

The Unity of Opposites

She was sitting on a mound of flower petals, crying out of one eye because, she said, she couldn’t find her other eye. She had taken it out to do something and it must have rolled away.

K didn’t like to see people in pain: Take one of my eyes, he said, climbing to join her atop the mound of flower petals. He gave her his right eye because she was still in possession of her left one, from which tears stopped falling in light of K’s generosity. She said thank you. K smiled in return. Take this as a token of my appreciation, she said, as she dislodged her rightfully-owned left eye to extract a handful of rods and cones. Popping her eye back in, she handed them over to K. He smiled again: Would you like to have dinner with me?

Later that night, they ate her rods and cones for dinner. They drank glass and lit their clothes on fire. I would like to disappear into your empty eye socket, she said romantically. K was moved, but also worried. She would find her missing eye in there. Then he would have some explaining to do.

 

 

 


A Scarecrow

The clerk scrawled something on my receipt before stuffing it in its pretty envelope and handing it to me: her phone number. Call me. She made the shape of that with her mouth before guiding me to the door in that way that clerks do at snobby retail joints.

……….

Hello? You could tell she wasn’t used to talking on the phone.

Hi. This is K. From earlier today. You gave me your number.

I let her lead the conversation since this was her doing. She asked who the scarf was for. I told her. She asked how long we had been together. I told her that too. She asked if I loved her. I told her yes very much.

Then she told me about the flood. The poor are liquifying, she said. We don’t have much time.

She told me about the tallest building in the city. All the exclusive retailers are moving to the top floor so our most special clientele can continue shopping. The poor won’t rise that high. She was confident. We appreciate your business and look forward to your continued patronage. She hung up.

How thoughtful, I thought. But I don’t know how to swim.