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Emotional Effusiveness

“Why did you bring that thing back,” she asked, knowing the answer. “What would you have done,” K replied, reminding her that she had been present that evening at the fat man’s house; reminding her that she had been present when the fat man forced the painting on them, exclaiming, “This one is my favorite and I want you to have it.”

How the fat man could tell “this one” apart from the others was anyone’s guess: countless framed images of Nordic women in various states of ecstasy–heads cocked, hair tousled, etc.–and undress adorned the walls of his modest middle-class home.

(Although she pretended not to overhear, she had heard the fat man whisper something like, “This one reminds me of your girlfriend,” before handing K the painting that now occupied a prominent space in their alcove.)

“It’s creepy,” she huffed before marching into the bedroom.

“I’ll throw it out tomorrow,” K said meagerly.

When K woke up in the morning his girlfriend was gone from their bed. He found her in the painting next to the Nordic, face in a frozen, forced smile, eyes pleading but also seductive, body contorted erotically and unnaturally.

He decided to keep the painting.

 

 

 


musique d’ameublement

It took him much too long to realize that his new tufted-back chairs were eating his other pieces of furniture. In fact, it was not until the girl he, like, was totally in love with said to him one morning, K, your dresser looks sad, that he realized the ordinariness of his world was creeping toward impasse.

Or whatever.

She was right, the girl he, like, was totally in love with: his dresser did look sad. An inquisitive sort, she pried further: Why did you get such a sad dresser? She figured it was some sort of high intellectual thing to surround oneself with negative affect–K being a high intellectual and all. The truth was that K’s dresser was less sad than afraid–fearful that today would be the day that K’s new tufted-back chairs would decide to eat him. K hadn’t really noticed that his furniture was slowly disappearing: he was in love and when one is in love, one doesn’t really notice things.

But there is one thing K will notice: tomorrow his tufted-back chairs will decide to go after the girl he, like, is totally in love with. He’ll notice, too, tears falling from his dresser’s eyes.

 

 

 

 


Cosmopolitanism

The aging homeless man whose home is under the bridge with the purple graffiti does this thing every morning. He opens a plastic, translucent umbrella and crouches underneath it as though he is waiting for rain. But rain does not come. Instead, pigeons come. They are all dirty like he is and so there is a natural affinity between the two. They come and sit on his umbrella as he crouches under it, and they make their various pigeon noises and stuff and he smiles. Eventually the day presses on, and as passersby increase in number compared to the relative calm of the morning hours the pigeons disperse and go back to wherever they had been before. Then the homeless man closes his umbrella and stacks it on a big pile of useless crap he has amassed over many homeless years because homeless men like him amass big piles of crap like that over many homeless years. Then he frowns. The passersby don’t want to be his friends, which, I would like to believe though I am wrong, the pigeons are. If he dies of legionnaire’s disease, however, it will be a betrayal of friendship—the worst kind of betrayal there is.