Amidst Artfully Scattered Leaves

K found a doll’s head out in the dirt when he was gardening one day and it turned out that this doll’s head could talk and so K and it began a conversation and then K fell in love with the doll’s head and it with him and then one day he asked it if it would like to take the place of his own head because, like, he just loved it that much and although the doll’s head was apprehensive it agreed to take the place of K’s head and so K got a big sharp knife and severed his head to make room for the doll’s head but  then and unfortunately for K the doll’s head changed its mind and left K and so K died because he had cut off his head and that’s just too bad.