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Even Subtly Joyful

“Draw me a picture,” said the woman, sliding me pencil and paper.

“Of what?”

“Draw my portrait.” She brushed her hair from her shoulders and posed in mock grandiosity.

I drew a jellyfish fighting with a human skeleton. I was impressed with my technique and wanted, momentarily, to keep the picture for myself.

“What the fuck, K,” she said, putting her clothes back on. “Not really what I had in mind.”

I wanted to point out the imperfections in my sketch. I wanted to tell her that because the ship was swaying rather violently, my lines here, here, and here were imperfect.

“It’s just as well,” she bellowed. “A storm is coming.” She knocked me over as she left my cabin, letting my picture float to the ground.

Against my knee, I smoothed out the wrinkles of my discarded drawing, hoping that I might frame it after all.

Climbing to my feet, I locked eyes with the jellyfish and human skeleton outside of my porthole. I shrugged and the skeleton shrugged back.

With a bony finger the skeleton beckoned me over. “Careful,” it mouthed through the glass, “you’re next.”

 

A knock at my door. I already knew who it was.


Playful and Complex Hierarchical Systems

K claimed to be an author, having written famous works I had never heard of. Whenever we met he always had a package tucked under his arm, which he refused to set down or otherwise let out of his site. His latest work of brilliance, evidently. 

Motherfuckers are trying to rip me off, he growled once by way of explanation. He had taken to saying “motherfucker,” or its permutations, whenever he could. I figured he was writing a novel on youth culture. I tried reasoning with him, but that made him suspicious. He said that he came home once to find his papers in disarray. Thus, he explained, his “extreme caution” was justified. 

I believed him. Then I killed him. I snatched the package and tore it open: a ream of printer paper. Then I ransacked his apartment–blank pages and mounds of paper reams. But in the trash can under his desk I caught a glimpse of a scrap of paper: a phone number.

 

I called. 

 

My girlfriend’s voice. 

 

I threw my phone at the window, sending shards of glass in every direction. Then I folded the scrap of paper into a crane and sailed it into the breeze.