A sheet of paper, littered with menacing and indecipherable scrawl, plastered itself to the windshield of her luxury automobile. She should have turned around and gone back home. But she pressed on because she loves adventure and whispered threats of danger. Another sheet of paper, littered with the same scrawl, viciously wrapped itself around the hood ornament of her luxury automobile. She cursed because she curses often. It’s sexy. But that’s irrelevant to this story, probably.
The paper blew thicker and with greater force, like the churning ash left by nuclear explosion though less awful. Her phone buzzed. She ignored it. Because she already knew what happened: her 70-story office building was gone, and in its place a love letter standing 850 feet high had been left by someone obviously insane.
The first time this happened she sought to make amends with the author and convinced him to put the building back. Be reasonable, K, she had implored. That was a long time ago.
She approached the letter and lit it on fire with a fancy lighter she received from somebody not insane. She watched it burn for a moment, a flicker of satisfaction in her eye.